I went to a gathering for people of different religions.
The Christian Priest came, put his hands on my hand, and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I gave him a smile and told him I was fine.
The Rabbi came, put his hands on my hands, and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
When I told him there was nothing wrong with me, I was less pleased.
The Mullah came, took my hands, and said, “Inshallah, you will walk today!” I told him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Buddhist Monk came, took my hands, and said, “By the will of the Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I told him in a rude way that I wasn’t sick.
When I went outside after the lectures, my car had been taken.