On Wednesday night, a 17-year-old girl broke the record by giving birth to eleven kids, beating the old record of eight. People from Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts, say that Mary Lambert wasn’t on any fertility drugs before she got pregnant. She says she has no idea how she got pregnant in the first place.
“My boyfriend and I have never had sex before,” Lambert said. George, Lambert’s dad, was standing close. “I’m 14 and he’s 15, and we’ve been dating since then. But we haven’t done anything together, not even kiss.”
Doctors say that having eleven kids at once was something they had never seen before, and it was very hard to deliver them all.
“Have you seen those old films or TV shows where one clown gets out of a car, then another, and another, until there are a bunch of clowns all getting out of one small car?” “That was like giving birth to these babies,” Doctor Eugene Banks said. “Her uterus looked like a very strange clown car.”
However, Dr. Banks says it’s impossible that Lambert has never had s*x.
“She has had sex, of course.” “She is a 17-year-old girl with a boyfriend who just gave birth to eleven babies,” Dr. Banks said. “What else does she think” she said.
George Lambert said, “My daughter is a good girl. If she says she’s never had sex, then she’s never had sex.” “Just like the virgin mother gave birth to Jesus all those years ago, my daughter is also a virgin Mary.” Of course, I wish God had sent just one baby. “Eleven is too much.”