My wife asked, “Honey, could you please help me clean up the garden?”

Hubby: Do I look like a gardener?

“Sorry, honey,” said the wife. “Okay, then fix the bathroom door.”

Be honest with your spouse: do I look like a carpenter?…..

Finally, the husband comes back from wherever he was going to find the yard clean and the door fixed.

This is something my wife will do all by herself, according to her husband.

The wife said, “No, it’s not me.”

So, husband, who then?

Wife: This is our neighbour

My husband asked me how much I paid him.

His wife said, “No, he just gave me two choices: bread or sex.”

Boyfriend or husband: Your wife asked, “Do I look like a bakery?”

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