Not everyone likes to cook. For some, it can be very hard, while for others, it can be much easier. What the heck?
Someone on Reddit was so upset that they posted two pictures of their failed cake-baking try with the caption, “Why does the cake I cooked turn out like this?” What “like this” really means is “alarmingly like a flaccid penis or maybe Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.” Even though I’m not the best cook in the world, I have no idea how they did it.
As expected, commenters were helpful. Someone asked, “Do you use Viagra instead of baking powder?” There was also the idea that there was “too much nut butter.” Some people said it was because OP was naturally attractive. One person wrote, “If you’re going to bake naked, you’re going to have to live with the consequences.” The poor thing can’t choose who it likes. Some people said that since the cake isn’t standing up, it might not be that into OP and that they should back off.
Luckily, there were some good tips mixed in with all the stupid jokes. Someone said that the issue was because “the outside was cooking faster than the inside.” When the inside starts to cook, it grows, but there isn’t enough room inside, so it leaks out. Baker probably filled it all the way to the top, even though only half of it would have been enough. Then, because this is Reddit, they ended their message with “Penis muffin.” Very nice.
Something else helpful said, “Don’t use a ceramic baking dish. Instead, use glass or metal.” Those curved sides are made for soufflé, not chocolate or vanilla batters made with grains.
Instead, OP could think about making this into a successful cake business that focuses on bachelorette parties. But first, they might want to work on making their cake-penises look less sad and droopy.